r u from europe because europiece of shit
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
everything is a lie
"I could wait for you but I’d be waiting forever and nothing lasts forever"
- me: whats your opinion on tampons
- little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
- me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
- little brother: why
- me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
- little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
- little brother:
- me: that is a fantastic point
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound